Harriet had over one hundred conkers in the house, all going soft and dusky-looking. I told her we needed to take them out and give them back to the wildlife before they rotted. We took a heavy bag-load down to the bottom of the garden, where the squirrels and rabbits play, and scattered them there.
Harriet panicked and started scrabbling about, retrieving the conkers. I talked her out of it and we went off to find some new shiny replacements. A short walk down the road led us to a fresh batch, although we only found a few as I think they're coming to an end now.
Harriet will be most upset when there are no more.